dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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amazing,

unabating:

Whoever came up with this deserves a pay rise.

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endogg,

lacktwo:

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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art, tg,

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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c, exactly what you did huh,

breakfastintokyo:

Shingeki no Kyojin  (Sky Scenery)
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snk, ch,

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

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kitty, omg, lol, cu,

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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this is the best,
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howl's,

jeveuxtarevanche:

interrupting conversations to point at dogs in public

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sao,

toonami:

Run

pikachewbites:

"Get better soon!" 

もりゆき

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oh cute babies, fma, fmatrio,

neilnevins:

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tg,

kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

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ahah,